Dosukebe Futanarikko ga Hitome wo Nusunde Oogoe de Senzuri ~ Asa kara Zusshiri ☆ Milk Pot 1.5L Review

Name: Dosukebe Futanarikko ga Hitome wo Nusunde Oogoe de Senzuri ~ Asa kara Zusshiri ☆ Milk Pot 1.5L (NSFW)
ドスケベふたなりっ娘が人目を盗んで大声でセンズリ~朝からずっしり☆ミルクポット1.5L~
Company: Misakura Nankotsu Harthnir (NSFW)
みさくらなんこつハースニール
Notable aspects: Nukige, futage, ahegao.
Translation group: Sanity Ends!


Warning: There may be some minor spoilers!

Ok.. let’s refer to the eroge as “Milk Pot” from now on.

It has already been about 3 months ago since I played the game, it isn’t a very long eroge either so it didn’t take long for me to finish it.
The thing is, since it’s a nukige and the constant H-scenes were tormenting my penis it felt like it took forever. I mean who puts a H-scene into a flashback of another H-scene!?
Despite all my complaints about too many H-scenes in a short span of time (It’s a nukige after all), I enjoyed the madness that comes with it. I mean come on! Who the hell came with the idea of making mini bras
for their ballz!? Or have you ever heard of an ejaculation so strong that it reached the ceiling!?

Oh that’s right, Milk Pot is a futage. Apparently futanari (hermaphrodites) have such big dicks and ballz that ejaculating against the ceiling sounds like an understatement. I’d say it reaches the neighbours’ window on the 2nd floor at least if they ejaculate through the window. That’s how Milk Pot depicts them anyway..


Story

There is no story, unless you call going through the hardships of a horny futanari a story.

Scenario

Milk Pot revolves around our protagonist called Iori. Iori has a very peculiar trait that requires her to hide it from the people around her, or else they will find out that she is in fact a hermaphrodite!
But at the same time, Iori feels very lonely. Can she really endure this loneliness? Or what’s the point of keeping her secret if it only makes her lonely? Iori knows this very well, and has already made her decision…

Characters

Iori is the only character that can be visually perceived in the game (Unless penises count), and also the only one worth mentioning. She is very distant from others because of her unusual trait. Despite this trait, she still seeks warmth from others but does this in the most embarrassing ways.

Graphics

Milk Pot’s BGs, character sprites, CGs are generally quite well drawn. Iori looks quite attractive without her ahegao or huge penis and balls. Ah right.. the proportions.
I don’t know what the hell the artist was thinking when he drew the genitals, if he tried to be funny he surely succeeded, but if those oversized genitals are supposed to be attractive I don’t know what to say.

It’s the kind of art that makes your head spin when you look at it. When you see it you will be scarred for life. The moment you start playing the game with said art including voice and dialogue you will ask what in god’s name has come to this world…

Sound

The BGM and voice surprisingly complement the game greatly, the way it is presented is in no way different from my take on the graphics. They go from the most crazy beats to the most demented voice acting.
There’s no better way to describe them than by showing some samples:

Voice (NSFW)

Iori ga iku!!!.mp3

minaide! minaide! OHOHOHOOHOH!.mp3

BGM

Milkpot Ch08 H-BGM.mp3

Song (SPOILER!)

ネットアイドルありすのうた メイドさん

SPECIAL SERVICE! I personally transliterated the lyrics so you can sing along! wwwww

Song: ネットアイドルありすのうた メイドさん ver. (Net Idol Alice no Uta)
Vocalist: ありす (Alice)
Game: ドスケベふたなりっ娘が人目を盗んで大声でセンズリ~朝からずっしり☆ミルクポット1.5L~ (Dosukebe Futanarikko ga Hitome wo Nusunde Oogoe de Senzuri ~ Asa kara Zusshiri ☆ Milk Pot 1.5L)

watashi wa arisu
pokochin furi furi daisuki na
meido san
meido san desu

furi furi
furi furi
ecchi na ochinpo
furi furi sasete
kyou mo odekake shichaimasu

ei!
ei!

chinpo chinpo da yo
arisu no chinpo

furi furi chinpo de kofunshichau
ecchi na otoko no ko
arisu wa chinpo de
yuwakushichau

dosukebe chinpo onna no ko
dosukebe chinpo onna no ko

ei!
ei!

kyou mo arisu no
sukebe na pokochin
ippai mite
okazu ni shichatte
kudasai ne

Transliterated by Jun / EroJun / EroJunko

わたしはありす
ポコチンフリフリだいすきな
メイドさん
メイドさんですー

フリフリっ
ふりふりっ
エッチなオチンポ
フリフリさせて
今日もおでかけしちゃいます

えいっ
えいっ

ちんぽーちんぽだよーーっ
ありすのちんぽ

フリフリチンポでこーふんしちゃう
エッチなおとこのこ
ありすはチンポで
ゆーわくしちゃうー

ドスケベチンポおんなのこ
ドスケベチンポおんなのこ

えいっ
えいーっ

今日もありすの
スケベなポコチン
いっぱいみてっ
オカズにしちゃって
く・だ・さ・い・ねー

Conclusion

In the end, Milk Pot is a decent eroge for the futanari fans. (Which I swear I am not) Although, you need a strong mind to play this game or else it’ll practically fry your brains to the last cell. For those who don’t, I strongly advise to refrain from picking up this game.

I also recommend this game to those who want a good but sick laugh as the art looks and sounds ridiculous, yet somewhat skilled. Let’s contaminate our minds some more shall we?

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  1. #1 by Micchi on July 21, 2011 - 5:31 PM

    It’s ok Jun. We know your preferences. There’s nothing wrong about it.

    Also, what happened to the cute little Iori? =(

  2. #2 by Limoné Ren on July 21, 2011 - 6:04 PM

    Playing the ero voices and bgm together actually scared me quite bad o___o; But now I want to play the game again >w< I love how the eyes are drawn, and how big the heads are XD Her face is way too cute for her huge penis ;___; www

  3. #3 by feal87 on July 21, 2011 - 10:33 PM

    Oh, finally a new post!!!
    But pass on the game, not my genre…:D

  4. #4 by Jun on July 22, 2011 - 2:08 AM

    @Micchi But it’s true! Sure futanari can be interesting, but I’m not a fan. >_>
    Oh and I think that girl in the picture is her sister. (If I recall correctly lol)

    @Ren I never want to play this game ever again.

    @feal Stop bragging about your 1 – 2 posts a day! -_-

  5. #5 by feal87 on July 22, 2011 - 2:53 AM

    @Jun This is love. I want you to post everyday! -_- We need more love as your readers!

  6. #6 by Zeroblade on July 22, 2011 - 12:47 PM

    you sick fuck.

  7. #7 by aquaspirit39 on July 29, 2011 - 4:54 PM

    Not a fan of futanari. What? Ahegao? Now we are talking XD…

    yeah not so much of futanari fan, but I has this strange fetish of ahegao and blank eyes. I hope I am not mentally sick >.>

  8. #8 by Jun on July 29, 2011 - 5:01 PM

    @feal87 Go find love somewhere else.

    @Zeroblade Says the guy who http://zeroblade.dasaku.net/2010/10/re-anime-trauma-theory/

    @aquaspirit39 Futanari and ahegao are ok I guess.. but blank eyes are AWESOME! :D
    I don’t know why but for some reason I find those eyes really attractive… so you’re not the only one. ^^;

  9. #9 by aquaspirit on July 29, 2011 - 11:07 PM

    @Jun
    Nice to know that I am not alone. We should talk some time XD
    so bored waiting for いろとりどりのセカイ to finish downloading =(

  10. #10 by Jun on July 30, 2011 - 5:05 PM

    @aquaspirit You can usually find me on the IRC channel #HauOmochikaeri on irchighway, or you could add me to Skype. My username on Skype is erojunko.

  11. #11 by Tsun on August 1, 2011 - 10:33 PM

    HEYYY Guys!!!! I’m not MIA anymore.. I was …. out, LOL.

    I’m truly sorry I wasn’t here, But good to know Jun-chan is keeping the blog alive for me!!!… Now it’s my turn to post like hell eh? lol.

    That said~ :

    @Micchi:Senpai…. you actually played that game…..? Your comment kind of made me wonder.. things… xD.

    @Ren: Ren-chan, lets face it… girls + penises= NOT A GOOD COMBINATION.

    @feal87: Posts are on the way… I couldn’t write at all for a long time… but I’m back.. even though it is for a while, lol. I’ll try to be as active as I can ^_^.

    @Zeroblade: Zero… this is one of the moments in my life where I realize what a genius you are. In some ways.

    @aquaspirit: Don’t worry, if Jun isn’t in a psychiatric hospital by now, then the chances you are crazy are really low.

    @Jun: I second Zerocchi in this one… I can’t believe you actually posted this. LOL. But well, it IS a post…. Thanks Jun-chan, ^_^.

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