Once upon a time, there was a very average Erogamer who loved to play.. well, eroges.
That very average erogamer decided to take his ero experience to the next level. He bought a PSP.
He was surprised, his PSP wasn’t only comfortable to play with,
he could play it while he works, without tha boss knowing! He also realized that the games were exceptionally cheap compared to the 8000 -10000 Yen games he used to get for his laptop. Not to say that he looked like Keima from TWOGK.
He ended up buying the VN of Oreimo. Knowing it was an all-ages game, he didn’t freak out when there were no H scenes at the end of every route. He was happy
not to mention creepy sounding while skyping .
Then, suddenly. at around 1:40 AM of someday in the week, despair arrived.
He was browsing Amazon for Eroges/goodies to buy. He had the awesome idea of not buying any, instead, buy VNs for his PSP. He bought Tenshin Ranman Happy go Lucky. He couldn’t wait for it to arrive, since it would have to ship to the Kanto area, then he would have to wait for his 3rd Party company to send it to his current location, so he downloaded it.
Everything begins alright. He knew that the story would be slightly the same, since it was only a slight remake with 2 new characters. He skipped through the prologue
since he knew all the lines already, from playing the PC ver. of Tenshin around 10 times already he decided to go for Aoi first, since she was the first heroine he captured in his first play through of Tenshin. Knowing all the occurrences and basically, the script itself. He was dumbfounded when, at the exact place where he knew the scene was going to get Ero-ish, it didn’t.
He stood around half an hour staring at the screen. Searching his brain for any kind of misleading chain of events he might have memorized wrong, but couldn’t find any.
His blood tension went down. He started to sweat. He hadn’t realized he had somehow ripped some hair off his head, and the fist he had made in his right hand had gone so tight he started to bleed through the cuts his nails had done in his palm.
He had heard a rumor that PSP VNs don’t have any kind of H content, but he hadn’t believed it. He didn’t want to believe that such blasphemy to the Ero God actually existed.
Now I do know, though… I had to learn the bad way, but it was still learning. My inner senses tried to tell me “Don’t waste money on the games!! Look at the prices!! How is it possible!! Think about it!! ツン！お前は馬鹿でしょう！買うな！！！” でも。。。私が買った。。。ゲームを買ったんだよねぇ~だって、私って馬鹿ですからねぇ~ 何ですかこの悲しいと寂しい感じ。。。
Putting that aside… I learned the fact of how beautiful the world would be without any eroges. It was perfect. I hated it.
P.S: I was put near a trauma state by Jun。 He made me listen to all the Imoutos of the games I’ve cleared saying Onii-chan~. Just. All. At. The. Same. Time.
I’m not playing another Imouto route… for a while…
P.P.S: My head hurts… like hell…
Okkk Then, I’ll leave you guys with a little slideshow of all the images I uploaded to the media folder for this post, which, is a lot more than the ones I actually used… most of them are funny, so give them a look.